thanks for not being a zombie

I very much like the "author's note" at the beginning of my latest pleasure reading book, Azar Nafisi's memoir, Reading Lolita in Tehran:

Aspects of characters and events in this story have been changed mainly to protect individuals, not just from the eye of the censor but also from those who read such narratives to discover who's who and who did what to whom, thriving on and filling their own emptiness through others' secrets. The facts in this story are true insofar as any memory is ever truthful, but I have made every effort to protect friends and students, baptizing them with new names, and disguising them perhaps even from themselves, changing and interchanging facets of their lives so that their secrets are safe.