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February 29, 2004

oscars 2004

Here are my non-comprehensive predictions of who will win, not who should win. We'll see how it turns out. I'm online if anyone wants to chat while watching.

  • Actor in a leading role: Sean Penn
  • Actor in a supporting role: Benicio Del Toro
  • Actress in a leading role: Charlize Theron
  • Actress in a supporting role: Shohreh Aghdashloo
  • Art Direction: Girl with a Pearl Earring
  • Directing: Lost in Translation
  • Documentary Feature: The Fog of War
  • Makeup: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Best Picture: Mystic River
  • Visual Effects: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Writing (Adapted Screenplay): American Splendor Mystic River

Update: Okay, so I was correct about Best Actor, Best Actress, Documentary Feature, Makeup, Visual Effects. Not such a great record compared to my predictions last year.

February 28, 2004

roadtrip

With many of my colleagues from the four U of M campuses, I am in Columbia, Missouri this weekend attending the Teaching Renewal Conference as part of the year-long New Faculty Teaching Scholars Program. On the food front, I had a nice soy latte at the Lakota Coffee Company, some great slices at Shakespeare's Pizza, and breakfast at Waffle House. We also managed to get in a few games of pool last night at Billiards.

Update: We also took a quick trip to the Rock Bridge Memorial State Park, home of the Devil's Icebox, a geological formation caused by an underground river gradually eroding limestone until a sinkhole is created. Climbing down into the Icebox on a warm late-winter day, you find that the temperature drops significantly, a few patches of ice and snow are still present, and you can see your breath. On the drive out to Columbia, we saw a deer at the edge of a forest, and on the way home we spotted a flock of wild turkeys resting in a field. Finally, I would be remiss if I did not mention the statue of Beetle Bailey to be found on campus; cartoonist Mort Walker is a Mizzou alum.

February 25, 2004

who do you love?

If we need a Constutional amendment banning gay marriage, does that mean that the Constitution as it is currently written permits gay marriage?

Let's face it. Conservatives are obsessed with sexual intercourse, and by that I don't mean that they are particularly in favor of it or that they are glad when people enjoy it.

No, what I mean is that conservatives have decided that out of every single "sin" or "virtue" that humans have ever put forward as something to be avoided or embraced, humping is the one that we need to pay most attention to.

"It must be regulated," says the American political party that makes the most noise about getting the government out of our lives. "What you do in your bedroom is our business. We'll decide what does and does not go on there. Marriage? Why, that's just an excuse to have sex. And it's really about reproduction. Always has been. So if you're not going to reproduce then no marriage for you. Well, we'll make exceptions for straight people who can't have kids, but that's it!"

In college I had a conservative Christian fundamentalist roommate who said he couldn't wait to get married so he could have sex. Oh, so that's what marriage is for. Check. Thanks for the clarification. God can't get you if have sex when you're married. You're safe! It's a free pass!

Now wait a minute. You're telling me the gays want to get married, too? But that's our holy humping ground! They're gonna ruin everything! Marriage is no longer a safe place if the gays are there, too! How is God going to tell the good humping from the bad humping?

Avarice? Anger? Envy? Greed? Pride? Sloth? None of them hold a candle to Lust in the eyes of the right wing. Well, maybe Sloth. Cadillac driving welfare queens and all that. No need for a Constitutional amendment inspired by staggering acts of avarice and greed, apparently. War profiteering? How dare you even think those words! No, what the country needs to be most concerned with now is the gays.

Does marriage continue into the afterlife? If so, how does divorce work? Do human laws alter what happens in eternity? And if this world is merely a holding station for the hereafter, as GOP "Christians" surely believe, then isn't my body just an arbitrary shell for my soul? Does my penis go with me when I die? If so, do I at least get a nice clutch purse to carry it in?

Do conservatives honestly believe God is as obsessed with sex as they are?

Put yourself in God's shoes for a minute. Admittedly, maybe God doesn't wear shoes. God might not even have feet. But imagine for a minute what it's like to be responsible for the entire universe. You've probably got a pretty busy schedule what with stars devouring each other and black holes causing havoc. You know how it is. Just when you get things the way you like them something falls over or gets spilled.

Next thing you know, someone who keeps calling himself one of your chosen people is praying to you, and because you feel kind of bad about never straightening them out on the whole nomenclature thing, this is a call you feel you have to take. "God, the gays are doing it! I mean they're not even ashamed about it or anything. They're ... you know ... doing it! I think you know what I mean, God. Don't make me spell it out."

I have to imagine at this point God heaves a big sigh. All this work at creating an unimaginably vast universe. Beauty as far as the eye can see. Untold numbers of creatures just on this one planet. It would take millions of years just to catalogue all the species and all the variations to be found, much less figure out how to best take care of them.

And what does God get? The greatest number of messages are from the kids who take the short bus to church, the ones who keep asking, "Is this going to be on the test?" The ones who miss the big picture. The ones who never stop feeling bad about feeling good.

It has to be a little frustrating, don't you think?

February 22, 2004

sunday dinner

Tonight I made this recipe, except I substituted regular broccoli for the Chinese broccoli and tofurky kielbasa for the Italian sausage. Yummy.

February 20, 2004

finally, the punk rockers are taking acid

I've just learned that not only does Kansas City have an annual Mardi Gras parade, however modest, but at this year's shindig the neopsychedelic experimental noise pop band the Flaming Lips will be given a key to the city. What's the connection? I'm not sure. The Lips are from Oklahoma City, which, like KC, is in the midwest. Beyond that, though, I'm stumped. L's pronouncement: "I think you just file this under news of the weird."

February 18, 2004

how good are you with math and middle english?

How many tales does the "General Prologue" to Chaucer's Canterbury Tales tell us are going to be told on the pilgrimage to and from Canterbury? The narrator provides the following information:

19: Bifil that in that seson on a day,
20: In southwerk at the tabard as I lay
21: Redy to wenden on my pilgrymage
22: To caunterbury with ful devout corage,
23: At nyght was come into that hostelrye
24: Wel nyne and twenty in a compaignye,
25: Of sondry folk...

The host proposes a contest for the pilgrims:

791: That ech of yow, to shorte with oure weye,
792: In this viage shal telle tales tweye
793: To caunterbury-ward, I mene it so,
794: And homward he shal tellen othere two,

Would anyone consider 116 to be the right answer?

February 17, 2004

imagine it's 1945...

...and you're reading this press release. How would you respond?

Americans Overwhelmingly Oppose Mixed-Race 'Marriage'

Those who oppose laws permitting mixed-race 'marriage' outnumber supporters by a two-to-one margin.

"We need to strengthen marriage." According to the National Annenberg Election Survey, that sentiment, which was expressed at a rally last Sunday in Boston to support traditional marriage, is one held by an overwhelming majority of Americans.

Matt Daniels, president of the Alliance for Marriage, said the support for race-pure marriage knows no cultural or social boundaries, and includes African-Americans, Latinos, Asians, Jews, Evangelicals, Catholics and people of no particular faith.

"This is what the Vatican calls 'the common currency of humanity,' " he said.

Daniels is pleased with the survey overall, despite what he says was a "deliberate bias" in the questioning that was designed to reflect poorly on traditional marriage.

"Whenever you ask people if they oppose something, you lower the numbers," Daniels said. "If you ask them, 'Do you support marriage as (being between) a man and a woman if the same race?' you get much higher numbers."

Support for traditional marriage was bolstered by those who are angered by recent court decisions, such as the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court's order to give mixed-race couple access to the commonwealth's marriage law, according to Glenn T. Stanton, senior analyst for marriage and sexuality at Focus on the Family.

"The tremendous judicial overreach that we're seeing in . . . Massachusetts . . . is not driving it, but it's helping it — and its helping with the outrage."

The numbers were released as lawmakers in Massachusetts prepare to debate the definition of marriage. In fact, the Massachusetts Legislature convened today to debate a state constitutional amendment that would define marriage as being between a man and a woman of the same race.

Ray McNulty, a spokesman for the Coalition for Marriage — of which Focus on the Family is a part — said the poll numbers will help the cause.

"We've circulated the Annenberg numbers to all the legislators here in the statehouse," McNulty said. "They're very powerful."

The survey found that 60 percent oppose mixed-race marriage laws in their state. Meanwhile, 49 percent of Americans oppose the Federal Marriage Amendment, while 42 percent favor its passage.

Of course, it's not 1945. It's 2004, and this is what the press release actually looks like.

There's a lot of talk about the "sanctity of marriage" these days. But can't we question the validity of any argument that says that the value of a right is a function of who is excluded from exercising it? Again and again, I've heard conservative commentators argue that allowing same-sex marriages would weaken the "institution" of marriage by diluting what marriage means.

If that's true, then wouldn't we strengthen marriage by preventing more people from marrying than we currently do? No more mixed-race marriage. No more marriages between people who can't or won't have children (after all, marriage is primarily meant to facilitate procreation, according to conservatives). No more marriages for the mentally disabled. No more marriages for those unlikely to be able to support their own children without government assistance.

Just imagine how strong the "institution" of marriage would be then!

I wonder what Jesus would say.

February 15, 2004

sunday afternoon links

February 14, 2004

saturday morning link roundup

Via Terry Belanger on SHARP-L: Order a copy of the University of Virginia Rare Book School catalog of videotapes and DVDs.

Via Lynne Connolly on C18-L: BBC Radio 4 discussion of "The Sublime."

Via email correspondence: Harvard University's H20 discussion environment.

February 10, 2004

summer travel plans

Well, it looks like I'll be going to France this summer for SHARP 2004. Last year's conference was in California, as longtime readers will remember. Williamsburg, Virginia in 2001. London in 2002. Claremont, California in 2003. Lyons, France in 2004. Halifax, Nova Scotia in 2005. Not a bad series of destinations.

Oh, and after ASECS 2004 hits Boston next month, it will be be in Las Vegas in 2005.

February 9, 2004

empathy

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"At its best, our age is an age of searchers and discoverers, and at its worst, an age that has domesticated despair and learned to live with it happily."
      -Flannery O'Connor

Liz lists several things she wishes she didn't know and then writes, "Yeah, I think life would definitely be easier if I’d never had to learn any of those things." But because Liz knows those things, there will be people around her for whom life is easier. This world often brings unwanted pain, but if you're lucky you'll find yourself able to do something positive with that pain, like help others avoid it or find their way out of it.

Danah writes of being on the receiving end of a sexist joke. Two of the responses to her entry think she is over-reacting. Certainly being told that you are good looking is not, in and of itself, a bad thing. The context matters, however. I know I would rather not hear about it if, for example, students were taking my classes because they thought I was attractive and not because they thought I was smart. And it seems to me that an overlooked part of Danah's story is the experience of hearing yourself discussed in the third person while you are there to hear the discussion, as if you need not be addressed directly. If this isn't objectification, then the word has no meaning.

Finally, if I weren't such a half-assed Buddhist, I might actually believe in this concept, which I think gets at the heart of what I'm trying to say here.

February 8, 2004

yet more snow

We had a significant snowfall on Thursday, causing the university to cancel classes for the afternoon. As luck would have it, I had already driven in to work. Meanwhile, the snow had piled up outside, making the drive home tricky. The temperature has not risen above freezing in several days, and those places that do not get any sun, like the alley behind our apartment building, are now covered in about six inches of solid ice. It still looks pretty, though. Heidi has posted some more pictures of KC snow, this time from just a block or two away from the apartment. The second and fourth pictures are of a giant needle, thread, and button that commemorate the fact that this part of town was "the garment district" back in the day.

February 7, 2004

library catalogues and the model of amazon.com

As I'm doing a little bibliography building, I'm thinking that it would be nice if library catalogues could incorporate some of the functions of Amazon.com. For example, the "Customers who shopped for X also shopped for Y" feature demonstrates connections between books that otherwise might go unmarked by the usual uses of metadata. In general, being able to track user behavior and share it with other users (while protecting the privacy of individuals) would lead to a variety of useful functions. It would also be great if you could build a wish list in order to make suggestions for books the library should purchase, and to help the catalogue make recommendations to you and notify you when new books of interest to you arrive.

templates for bibliographic database schemas?

Here is a question asked in the face of way too many Google hits: if I want to create an online, collaboratively built, bibliographic database (mySQL and PHP), do I have to come up with the schema myself, or are there something like "plug-and-play" templates out there much in the way that there are for CSS and HTML?

February 6, 2004

mt-whitelist

Has it ever occurred to anyone to develop an "MT-Whitelist" as a different approach to comment spam than Jay Allen's excellent MT-Blacklist? As the name suggests, MT-Whitelist would only allow approved URLs to be posted in the comments section of your blog. You could begin with a starter batch of okey-doke URLs and then, with each comment using a new URL, you could choose to add new ones to your list (or not). Given the relatively limited number of different commenters the vast majority of blogs attract, this might be a pretty simple answer to the comment spam problem.

(Yes, it's Friday night, and I'm at home writing about comment spam solutions. But I can be wild and crazy, too: I just got home from a shopping spree at the book store. My life is a nonstop party.)

February 4, 2004

this just in...

...George Williams is not Keith Richards, according to sources close to the professor / amateur-musician / former-hack-music journalist. These sources assert that several key pieces of evidence support this claim.

Williams Richards
American British
Born in the '60s Born in the '40s
Hones his guitar playing skills by listening to Rolling Stones CDs while working out on an elliptical trainer. Honed his guitar playing skills by playing Rolling Stones songs after shooting heroin and drinking massive quantities of whiskey.
Says "ow" a lot when trying to learn the surprisingly difficult guitar parts to "Beast of Burden" Not known to say "ow."
Thousandaire Multi-millionaire
Has taught graduate seminar on print culture and literature in eighteenth-century Britain. Data unavailable.

February 1, 2004

new superhero team

Via SHARP-L: "The International League of Antiquarian Booksellers (ILAB), representing nearly 2000 booksellers from all over the world, has launched a powerful new search engine on its newly improved website. Over 3 million books, maps, prints and autographs are contained in the searchable database."

From their secret, underground headquarters in Zurich, ILAB spokesperson Captain Folio pledged to rid the world of evil bibliographers everywhere. "They can run, but they can't hide," added Folio's sidekick, Kid Quarto.

super bowl sunday

Yawn. Oh, I'm sorry, was there something on television today?

It's not that I don't appreciate the strategy involved in football or the visceral thrill of the game.

I just don't care. Not. one. little. bit. Why not? Who knows? Family influence? My dad lettered in marksmanship in college, and football on the tv was never a part of our household. I played baseball and soccer in elementary school, and then ran cross country one season in high school. Otherwise, I was too busy doing something else. Then, as now, music, books, and computers were a much bigger part of my life than sports, professional or otherwise.

But still, I can appreciate the importance of today's game. May the best team get the most home runs.

Kidding! I'm just kidding!