quadruple trouble
Tagged by Weez, I am compelled to respond.
Tagged by Weez, I am compelled to respond.
Kitchen Occupant 1: I fixed the kitchen sink.
Kitchen Occupant 2: Yeah? What was wrong?
Kitchen Occupant 1: There was a big chunk of thawed spinach stuck in the pipe.
Kitchen Occupant 2: How did that happen?
Pause.
Kitchen Occupant 1: You know, I know many people want me to play the blame game, or to point fingers. But I'm not going to do that. It's important that we focus on the recovery process. I have a live to live, and that's what I intend to do.
Pause.
Kitchen Occupant 2: Uh-huh.
Aaaaand....scene.
Once the cats learned that blogging requires opposable thumbs, they lost interest. They agreed to be photographed, however.
Well, it's a lot, but I think I can do it...
Texas Representative Joe Barton, chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, doesn't think much of the way Europeans live their lives:
They don't understand the lifestyle where you live in Arlington, Texas, and drive to Dallas or Fort Worth to work. Or maybe you live in Plano or Denton and ... go back and forth. I don't think they [the Europeans] really understand the concept of personal freedom. They think everybody ought to live in an eight-story walkup with no air conditioning and ride bicycles everywhere...That's not Texas. And I'm not apologetic about that.
In completely unrelated news, 5 of the 25 fattest cities in America are in Texas.
Acephalous has hit me with the latest book meme:
1. How do you organize your collection?
Very poorly.
2. What books or records do you keep separate from your collection for easy access?
I have a substantial collection of book history and textual studies books on top of my bookcase in my office at school. I have a somewhat smaller collection of religious studies and Methodist history books on another shelf.
3. When you take down a book for reference, how long after you finish it does it take you to reshelve it?
I'm supposed to reshelve it?
4. What resources do you keep separate from your collection because you don't want anyone to know you have it?
I have 30 years worth of comic books--2,000 of 'em--in a vault, in white boxes, behind a black curtain, under a cloak of invisibility.
Tag, you're it: Bright Star, Heidi, Limadean, Joe, and every single one of the Wordherders.
I leave on Saturday morning. If you'd like a postcard from Manchester, England, send gmail to non.zombie.
Then, of course, you must post a pic of said postcard to your blog. Unless you don't have a blog. In which case you're off the hook.
And so, here are the photos from Manchester with "some echo of a Smiths* lyric."
*The Smiths being a band from Manchester who are no more.
Although this post will be about a few things that irritate me while working in the BL, I do want to emphasize that being here is a 99% positive experience. But can't people keep it down?
"Zombie does get cranky sometimes."
Can someone clarify for me the type of irony involved in an actor having to apologize for his real-life violent behavior while on a press tour to promote a movie celebrating a man's redemption through beating the crap out of people?
Why spend any time outside today when you can keep your skin pasty white by remaining hunched over your computer indoors for hours at a time? Here, let me help:
Our HP Laserjet 1000 is incompatible with our Powerbooks, though it works with our creaky old Gateway that may not be long for this world. It's a great and reliable little printer. Does anyone in Kansas City want to buy it?
What recommendations do you, dear reader, have for a new printer that works with Apple computers? Something with Bluetooth capability, perhaps? Or does that add too much to the cost?
Update: What about the HP PSC 1610 All-in-One? Only $129 and it prints, copies, and scans, though it has no built-in wireless. Is buying an "all-in-one" asking for trouble?
I am in love with Flickr, now. I only have a free account, but even the free account allows you to do so much. For example, here's a photo that Jill just posted of Ethan and Vika. I logged into my account, checked to see what recent photos have been taken by people I've chosen as contacts, and from within the Flickr interface I can post to my blog, which is what I'm doing now. There's also a plugin for iPhoto that allows you to export easily to Flickr.
Now this I find very interesting.
[T]hese museum guides are an outgrowth of a recent podcasting trend called "sound seeing," in which people record narrations of their travels - walking on the beach, wandering through the French Quarter - and upload them onto the Internet for others to enjoy.
There are many things to remember fondly about the '80s and bring back in an ironic or semi-ironic fashion. Polo shirts with the collars flipped up are not among them. Just. Stop it. If not for yourself, for the children.
I just have nothing to say lately. This (mp3, 5.3M) will disappear soon. I saw this last week. I'd like to see this. I recently read this. In my spare time, I hope to be doing more with these and/or this soon.
In my non-spare time, I'll be doing a lot of reading and writing for the foreseeable future.
According to Men's Fitness, Kansas City is among the 25 fattest cities in America.
Hint #2 about my new life: The city to which we are moving is also on the list with Kansas City.
It's National Library Week, and Thomson-Gale is offering free access to its electronic resources all week long.
Hey, y'all, I'm crazy busy right now. In fact, I'm about to leave for a conference in another state. Granted, the state is just a few miles away, and it's an undergraduate conference, but you get my drift. I know I owe you an email (yes, you...and you...and you, too). Please be patient. My mental health thanks you.
![]() | Jacques Derrida Archive Fever: A Freudian Impression |
![]() | Catherine Gallagher & Stephen Greenblatt Practicing New Historicism |
![]() | David Hempton Methodism: Empire of the Spirit |
![]() | Adam Nicholson God's Secretaries: The Making of the King James Bible |
![]() | Max Weber The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism |
In no particular order:
It's been snowing for a few hours now. This is clearly against the rules. It's spring!
"Hypomanic? Absolutely. But Oh So Productive!" by Benedict Carey (NYT):
In recent decades, scientists have found that bipolar disorder is widely variable, and that its milder forms are marked by hypomanias, currents of mental energy and concentration that are less reckless than full-blown manic frenzies, and unspoiled, in many cases, by subsequent gloom.
New research helps explain how people with manic or hypomanic tendencies navigate the small triumphs and humiliations of daily life, and provides clues to how some of them quickly shake off the emotional troughs that their ambitious natures should make inevitable.
Oh, yeah: I have used a scanner before to scan slides and transparencies, but is it possible to scan microfiche using a regular scanner (one with a slide/transparency attachment) without having to use something like the Minolta MS 6000 (which I don't think we have at my university)?
Having solved the crises of world hunger, rampant poverty, global human rights abuses, and pharmaceuticals priced out of reach for most of the world's population, "conservative Christian groups accuse the makers of a video starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney and a host of other cartoon characters of promoting homosexuality to children."
If you have access to a library with the journal Oxford Literary Review, could you do me a favor? I am reading "Technology Inside: Enlightent and Romantic Assumptions of the Orality/Literacy School" by Timothy Clark (1999) 21:57-72.
My library's ILL department provided me with an electronic (scanned) copy of this article, but the scan lacks pages 58 & 59. I'll ask them to fix the problem, of course, but in the interests of time perhaps someone could photocopy (or scan) those two pages and fax (or email) them to me. If this doesn't inconvenience you terribly, please email me to let me know, and I'll send you the fax number.
Thanks ever so much.
Here's something a little OCD about me: Whenever I take a stack of books back to the library, I record them in a little list because I'm afraid I haven't gotten everything out of them and might need to go back and reread them.
I almost never reread them, of course.
...is probably my favorite image transformation that you can view here.
This entry is a list of books I gleaned from the catalogs at MLA 2004. Some might help me with my own research, some might be good for teaching, and some just sound interesting.
This one is at the top of my list, at the moment: Regimes of Description: In the Archive of the Eighteenth Century, edited by John Bender and Michael Marrinan (Stanford UP, 2005). The publisher's blurb reads, "Regimes of Description responds to the perception—however imprecise—that forms of knowledge in every sector of contemporary culture are being fundamentally reshaped by the digital revolution."
There's a stack of books by the bed that I'll be tackling as my late-night reading this semester, starting with...
Whitney Terrell, The Huntsman
Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran
Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex: A Novel
Chang Rae Lee, Aloft
Donna Tartt, The Secret History
Reality television continues to astound me:
We returned from our sojourns and then entertained houseguests for a few days. So now I really have to hotfoot it to get ready for the semester. In lieu of a real blog entry, here are a few unrelated factoids for your consumption regarding developments Chez Zombie:
Okay, without asking Jason's permission (and I hope it's okay), I've added Google Adsense ads to my website. Why? All money earned from these ads will go towards tsunami relief efforts as part of BlogAid. Money is generated when users click through ads for products that they are interested in. I don't know how much money these ads will generate, but it doesn't hurt to try.
I haven't won the lottery or anything, but it is with a great deal of shock that I realize more than twenty years have passed since I purchased non-portable equipment for playing music. Needless to say, that equipment has since gone on to the electronics hereafter. When, over the past few months, I have made forays into stores that I thought would sell decent stereos, I did not have much success.
I therefore call upon the wisdom of the blogosphere to recommend particular models of stereo equipment, including (but not limited to)
Clap! Clap!
Let the advising begin!
For Rana, and the rest of us who fight this particular fight:
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And I have lived that kind of day When none of your sorrows will go away. It goes down and down and hit the floor, Down and down and down some more. Depression! But I know there'll be some way, When I can swing everything back my way, Like skyscrapers rising up. Floor by floor, I'm not giving up. I've been beat up. I've been thrown out, But I'm not down. I'm not down. I've been shown up, but I've grown up. And I'm not down. I'm not down. |
Small Books and Pleasant Histories: Popular Fiction and Its Readership in Seventeenth-Century England, by Margaret Spufford (ISBN 0416741509):
The case of William Johnson of Lincoln, who was born in Scotland where his father died insolvent and became a pedlar in England, is an instructive one. He carried a pack of linen as a pedlar and by 1718 was able to take up a small shop in Lincoln where he at first sold hardware, caps, handkerchiefs and other ready-made wear in linen. He became a wholesale linen draper and a freeman of the city and eventually left a fortune of between 8000 and 9000 [pounds]. William Johnson's successful career from pedlar to freeman and shopkeeper suggests that the nineteenth-century Scottish model of a successful chapman's career may well hold true for earlier periods.
[meme via Words' End]
"Hack your way out of writer's block," at 43 Folders. I think my favorite is "Talk to a monkey - Explain what you’re really trying to say to a stuffed animal or cardboard cutout." In general, I subscribe to the "Write for 10 minutes no matter what" technique. A good way to start the day with a strong cup of coffee.
Don't read this autobiographically, dear reader, but I've been wondering (based on a number of conversations with others recently) if there might be a universal theory of calling it quits. How can you tell when it's time to...
Or do you take Winston Churchill's words to heart and never give up?
I'm getting an odd couple of error messages on the latest version of MT-Blacklist as I work on setting up a new installation of MovableType as I work on the new version of Palimpsest. First, I notice that after a user posts a message, they get the regular "Thank you" notice and then this:
Use of uninitialized value in substitution (s///) at plugins/Blacklist/lib/Blacklist/App.pm line 44.
Second, at the bottom of the main Blacklist admin page, I get this:
Use of uninitialized value in concatenation (.) or string at /home/gwilliams/public_html/cgi-bin/extlib/File/Spec/Unix.pm line 78.
Neither of these appears to affect negatively the function of MT or of Blacklist. Any thoughts on how to get rid of these?
So why can't I search the catalogue of the British Library this weekend? wtf? I've got work to do! If you claim to be the repository of the "World's Knowledge," shouldn't you keep your site up and running?
Via Slashdot:
neile writes "I stumbled across a fascinating paper over at the Microsoft Typography site today that provides a really nice overview of the different theories on how humans read. If you thought we read by recognizing word shapes, think again! With the assistance of fancy eye-tracking cameras researchers have been able to devise several clever experiments to give us new insight into how reading works." We've linked to some of Larson's work previously.
[content deleted - an invitation, intended for friends, to join a social networking site that strangers kept answering]
In a recent conversation, my grandma was impressed with how much time off I get during the summer. And it's true. With the exception of the following responsibilities, I have a three-month vacation. What to do? What to do?
The fall semester begins in thirteen weeks. One week of that will probably involve visiting family and friends in Georgia. For the rest, I have the following task list, which I hope to refine gradually:
In short, summer is a busy time for those of us who work in academia!
Over lunch recently, Jeff mentioned the joke behind the title of Lynne Trusse's book Eats, Shoots and Leaves, which goes a little something like this:
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders lunch. He sits quietly munching his food, and after he finishes he wipes his mouth with his napkin, pulls out a gun, fires into the ceiling and walks out.
"What was that all about?" the bartender asks the waiter.
"Oh, that's what a panda bear does. Eats, shoots and leaves."
(Obviously, this joke really only works when it's spoken: "eats, shoots and leaves" sounds just like "eats shoots and leaves.")
Later in the week, as we were talking about this joke and others of the [fill-in-the-blank]-walks-into-a-bar genre, I said that it seems to me that people don't really tell jokes so much anymore. I proposed a contest, or party game, in which people challenged each other with the front end of a joke, requiring the other participant to complete the joke. Whoever could do so in the shortest amount of time would win.
Jeff proposed, "A panda bear, a fox, and a gorilla walk into a bar."
I proposed, "A three-legged sled dog walks into a bar."
So, can you finish these jokes?
Yawn. Oh, I'm sorry, was there something on television today?
It's not that I don't appreciate the strategy involved in football or the visceral thrill of the game.
I just don't care. Not. one. little. bit. Why not? Who knows? Family influence? My dad lettered in marksmanship in college, and football on the tv was never a part of our household. I played baseball and soccer in elementary school, and then ran cross country one season in high school. Otherwise, I was too busy doing something else. Then, as now, music, books, and computers were a much bigger part of my life than sports, professional or otherwise.
But still, I can appreciate the importance of today's game. May the best team get the most home runs.
Kidding! I'm just kidding!
From the Technology and Bibliography department, via Slashdot: Remote-Controlled Robot Could Browse the Stacks.
From the Academic Blogger Attempts to Demonstrate He's Still Hip department: Cat Power is on tour in December. Well, Chan Marshall solo, anyway. Pitchforkmedia writes it up. Hilarity ensues.
From same department as above: Frank Black and the Catholics make four songs available exclusively on iTunes. However, no one will confirm if a Pixies' reunion is in the works for next summer.
From the Academics Who Like to Read Things that Upset Them department: Michael Bérubé writes about "Standards of Reason in the Classroom" in the Chronicle of Higher Education, and Erin O'Connor, and others, take issue with what they see as his profiling of conservative students as mentally handicapped. Now, new life has been breathed into Bérubé's website, which is starting suspiciously to look like a blog, though he continues to claim it's not.